Season 1: Real World Explosion - Episode 1 Scores

First episode of the new season of the Real World was ridiculous. MTV broke down the 4th wall like it was their job. Never in my life have I seen the producers and the secret house phone so many times in one episode. Anyways, Jenny and Cory were the first to establish the house as a sex den. They made sex on bear suits in the confessional. Jenna, who is an ex, somehow made it into the episode losing her points. Arielle barely made it 10 minutes into the show before saying she wanted to direct movies. Fucking zombie movies. But the big story is crazy Ashley drunkenly throwing a hamburger at Arielle and didn't expect the burger to fly out of the pan. Ashley is 100 blazing suns of hot mess.

Follow the jump to see the score breakdown.

Arielle

Talk about your career aspirations: -5

Ashley M.

Make out: +5

2 Drunk cries: +10

Sober Cry: -5

Throw a drink/food: +10

Cory

Make out: +5

Make Sex: +10

Get Naked(IN THE HOT TUB x2): +10

Jamie
Jay
Jenny

Make out: +5

Make Sex: +10

Sober Cry: -5

Bring home a stranger: +5

Thomas
Ashley C. (Arielle's Ex)
Brian (Jenny's Ex)
Hailey (Thomas's Ex)
Jenna (Jay's Ex)

Sober Cry: -5

Lauren(Cory's Ex)